B R I D G E T

Like Martha Stewart in Prison: When Eddie Met Sally

What Are Sweater Puppies?: Compliments of Captain Lee's Travel Agency

Discomboobulated: Plenty of Jake to Go Around!

They Call Me Pebble: He Kissed A Boy And He Liked It

I've Been Tan for Forty Years: Leave Your Emotions at the Cabin Door

Can We Not Call It a Trunk Contest?: Pissed On Chickens Can't Compare

I’m Going To Dream About Michigan: Bourbon Buffoonery

We Are Luxuriating: Boat Daddy

That Makes Up for My Personality: One Step Closer to World Domination