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Can We Not Call It a Trunk Contest?: Pissed On Chickens Can't Compare

We are back aboard the My Seanna on night 1 of charter 2. Drunk Guest Justin told Chief Stew Heather to "go F yourself" before stumbling off to bed and loudly talking to himself behind his cabin door.


The next morning, Lead Deckhand Jake gives a schedule change that ruffles the feathers of Deckhand Rayna. Captain Lee pulls Justin and Primary Guest Michael aside and gives them a final warning to Justin's behavior from the night before.


The guests have a luau styled "linner" including a pig being deceptively roasted on the beach, after being cooked on board. Jake accidently sets the pig on fire, but Chef Rachel turns the pig over to hide the charred skin.


Deckhand Wes, First Officer Eddie, Second Stew Fraser, and Jake return with the luau set up. Jake reprimands Rayna for not pulling her weight and instead walking around the deck and whistling. Rayna gets upset and tells him not to speak to her like that and storms off.


Third Stew Jessica is starting to lose her mind in the laundry room. The boat rocking is making her nauseous and Heather allows her to leave her shift 20 minutes early.


Rayna and Jake try to make amends after their fight. Rayna tries to vent to Eddie about it but he tells her that Jake is above her, and speaks aggressively to her because it is an aggressive season.


Heather gets annoyed with Jessica who has stayed up for over 2 hours flirting with Wes in the crew mess instead of going to bed.


The My Seanna is approaching the dock but Jake and the rest of the crew haven't prepared in time. The fender cover falls over board.


Tip Meeting opens with Captain Lee addressing the decks lack of attention to detail. The crew is getting $1650 a person.


On the bus ride out, Fraser, Jessica, Rayna and Jake guess Heather to be in her mid-thirties even early forties. She is 25. While playing a truth or dare at dinner, Wes reveals he would like to make out with Jessica out of the crew. Wes is dared to give a lap dance to someone, he chooses Eddie. More proof of their bromance flourishing. At dinner, Jake finally figures out Fraser is gay and not a well kept straight man. Fraser also shows off an impressive American accent. Jessica finds a guest's sock in the laundry room she evidently never returned. Most of the crew ends up in the hot tub. Eddie picks up Heather and dunks her underwater. He leaves the hot tub to call his girlfriend and confesses to her that he physically picked up Heather. They fight and she threatens to leave his plants to die. Heather, Fraser, Jake, Wes, and Rayna remain in the hot tub. Fraser, Jake, and Rayna share a three-way kiss. In the crew mess, Jake drunkenly confesses that he is engaged. This enrages Rayna and she goes to bed.

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