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Pumptini!: Drink The Tea, Spill The Tea


Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney-Schwartz talk about Tom Sandoval blowing up at Katie at dinner the night before about their book signing fight from 2 years ago. This fight between Katie and Sandoval makes them want to skip out on Ariana Maddix’s drink tasting. Discussing their fertility journey, Katie and Schwarz share that a year into their relationship they got pregnant and had an abortion. Ten years later, they feel they’re ready now to start a family.

Raquel Leviss is playing pickle ball with Lala Kent. In her confessional, Lala admits she didn’t think James and Raquel would last. Lala shuts out Raquel in their game. Lala says she blamed Raquel for her relationship deteriorating with James.

Katie decided to skip out on Ariana’s drink tasting and make a giant single cookie in the oven. Sandoval brings up the book signing incident again and fights with Schwartz. Scheana Shay and Brock Davies also attend and along with Schwartz test out the instructions for Ariana’s Drink From Home subscription cocktail box. Brock, the ultimate bartender amateur, is the real test to whether Ariana’s instructions will be successful.

Scheana pulls Brock aside and tells him Lala has been bringing up concerns to Scheana that Brock hasn’t seen his kids in four years.

Lisa Vanderpump meets the Toms out to get flowers for TomTom. Schwartz’s home equity loan was denied but Sandoval said he can cover it to become a 67% owner in the business giving him control over Schwartz. Sandoval has shown up to the florist dressed for a trip to Havana.

James Kennedy and Raquel host a dinner to thank the gang on making Rachella a success. In his talking head, James says he’s swapped Pumptinis for Shirley Temples. Brock apologizes to Lala about worrying her over him not seeing his kids. Brock asks her to not talk about it anymore. A request which Lala ignores. Raquel gives her raunchy toast to much applause.

Katie and Tom show up to their fertility appointment with Dr. Baek. Katie looks great but only 4% of Schwartz sperm have a normal shaped head. The Dr. tells him he has to cut down on drinking, smoking pot and mushrooms, and taking hot baths. (Roll footage of Schwartz sinking into a steaming hot bath.). Schwartz is willing to give up smoking but not baths.

At Boy’s Night, Schwartz has set up an American cuisine buffet: cheese wiz, McDonald’s fries, and burgers. Brock appreciates the gesture even though he has been state side for 5 years. Sandoval is dressed up as a cowboy. Schwartz shares the news about his misshaped sperm heads and his 4 drink a week limit to the guys, while drinking his 4th drink of the night.

LVP invited the women to Villa Rosa for a tea party. LVP meets Summer Moon for the first time. Lala brings up that Brock pulled her aside to tell her the other night about his relationship with his ex and kids. Lala reveals to the table that Brock was ordered by a court to not see his family because of a domestic violence charge. Scheana maintains he didn’t do anything. She cries and asks them to stop talking about it.

Scheana texts Brock that Lala brought it up with the women at tea. Brock’s emotions spiral out of control and he leaves Boy’s Night early.

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