It is the 13th episodes of the 13th season of The Real Housewives of New York. Last week, the ladies left Ramonja's birthday party with Ramona Singer heading off with boytoy William, and Sonja Morgan meeting Dylan, the clothed model, for drinks. Leah McSweeney is at home with her daughter and dog. Eboni K. Williams is getting her DNA test done to try to find her dad. Sonja meets up with Luann de Lesseps and Ramona. Sonja tells the women she slept with Dylan. Sonja lets it slip that Eboni and her boyfriend broke her up and immediately calls Eboni to own up to betraying her confidence. In her confessional, Lu says that break ups are hard but filming a music video is a good remedy for heartache.
Leah's brother Danny brings her some mementos of her grandmother. Leah's sister Sarah joins them and complains that Leah has no matching silverware. Leah explains that her and her siblings are leaning on each other now that they are grieving their grandmother.
At the townhouse, Sonja is listing the intruder deterrents she has at her home; including an alarm system, a monoxide detector, a fire alarm, security camera, and a "poodle on high alert", aka Marley. Sonja's healer, Aleta St. James, is over for a therapy session. Sonja reveals that in addition to her abandonment from her biological dad, her step dad never accepted her as his own. Aleta tells Sonja to manifest positively not negatively and begins to beat a drum over her torso. As Aleta waves a large chime, Sonja asks her if she heard the energy come out of her left ankle.
Eboni receives the results for her DNA test. She calls Ashley and reveals that they are not biological sisters. In her confessional, Eboni talk about how her test results would either give her answers and a family, or solidify her as a fatherless child.
Back at the townhouse, Sonja has her business team: Gaurav, her partner and CEO, and Laura, her VP; and The Singer Stinger coming over to get to the bottom of the books of the Sonja Morgan Lifestyle Brand. Ramona arrives in her business-women-best power suit to grill Gaurav. She quickly gets him to name specific figures and he tells them that the business is making $50,000 a month, which Ramona does quick math to point out is $600,000 a year and that for a business that deals mainly online, there should be a $400,000 profit. Guarav gets very defensive and suggests Ramona should become creative director of the website. Guarav tried to deflect by insisting Sonja had not cashed a $10k check he gave her, that very quickly turned into a $2k check that Sonja admittedly snubbed as not being enough. Ramona gets her hands on the physical numbers and grills Guarav further as to why Sonja continues to not receive her 10% monthly. The duo of Ramonja has officially shaken up the Sonja Morgan business team and walks away from the table feeling victorious and frisky.
Lu is setting up the music video shoot for her new Christmas song. Jovani bags are visible on the floor. Leah has a Jovani dress on in the car as she and Eboni head to the video shoot. Eboni tells Leah about the DNA test results and Leah brings up that maybe this means Eboni's father is alive and out their somewhere. Eboni shares that she's hiring a geneticist to try to find her dad. Ramona arrives and is impressed by the set. She begins to take charge on set and self-appoints herself as director. Leah lets her dog walk around freely on set. As Lu films the music video, she breathily lip-syncs the words to her song. Eboni and Lu bond over their recent breakups and Ramona points out that their success is intimidating for men. Ramona reveals that Sonja was back in her hotel room with Dylan and Dylan's girlfriend. Lu and Ramona pontificate that Sonja is jealous of Lu. Sonja arrives on set and Lu traps her in a lie about caviar from the night of her birthday party. Ramona films her portion of the song and traps Sonja in the same lie about caviar. Lu and Ramona confront Sonja about her "night with Dylan" and she awkwardly backs into the bathroom and shut the door on them. Leah asks Sonja for details of her night and Sonja alludes that she had a casual threesome with Dylan and his girlfriend. Eboni admits that Sonja likes to make stuff up and Ramona calls it lying. Ramona begins to make a business phone call mid-shoot creating conflict on set. She reels it in and the ladies wrap up the music video and the episode.
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